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prison-isajoke:

lucy-vanpelt:

hahaha I knew this post was going to happen eventually. 

Posted 13 hours ago

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HOW IT SHOULD HAVE ENDED: The Avengers.

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Posted 14 hours ago

do-you-have-a-flag:

canyoufeelthefeelstonight:

fluffywhite:

Steve once was on a hot date and noticed that a little kid in his date’s neighborhood was having a Blues Clues party, so he pulled the outfit out of his trunk (because he carried it with him everywhere) and crashed the party, giving that little kid the greatest god damned birthday party ever.

I am not making that up, that really happened. Steve is the perfect human being.

WATCH THAT VIDEO

WATCH IT

ohmygod the VIDEO

yes but also a lady wanted to have sex with him in that chair

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Posted 14 hours ago

mintypaper:

thedailywhat:

In Case You Missed It of the Day: An unidentified homeless man is fighting for his life after his face was nearly eaten off by a naked attacker Saturday on a downtown highway ramp in Miami.
The attacker has been identified as Rudy Eugene, a 31-year-old homeless man. Some are speculating that he may have been high on LSD.
“He was ripping into his face with his teeth,” said Miami resident Larry Vega, who witnessed the attack. “He was ripping his skin, his neck. He had him held down. The guy couldn’t move really, and he was just tearing into his flesh. … You see these things in the movies, but when you see it up front and up close, it’s pretty traumatic. It really is.”
When a police officer approached and told Eugene to get off his victim, Eugene just kept chewing. “The guy just stood… with pieces of flesh in his mouth and he growled,” Vega said.
The officer then shot and killed Eugene.
As for the unfortunate victim, “much of his face was gone, the skin ripped away, the nose bitten and the eyes gouged,” according to the Miami Herald. He is in critical condition.
“We’re hoping that he pulls through, for his well-being, but also so he can tell us what happened,” said Sgt. Javier Ortiz, of the Miami police union. “Only he knows.”
[nydn]

My friend told me about this last night. I was absolutely horrified. 

 T Virus.

mintypaper:

thedailywhat:

In Case You Missed It of the Day: An unidentified homeless man is fighting for his life after his face was nearly eaten off by a naked attacker Saturday on a downtown highway ramp in Miami.

The attacker has been identified as Rudy Eugene, a 31-year-old homeless man. Some are speculating that he may have been high on LSD.

“He was ripping into his face with his teeth,” said Miami resident Larry Vega, who witnessed the attack. “He was ripping his skin, his neck. He had him held down. The guy couldn’t move really, and he was just tearing into his flesh. … You see these things in the movies, but when you see it up front and up close, it’s pretty traumatic. It really is.”

When a police officer approached and told Eugene to get off his victim, Eugene just kept chewing. “The guy just stood… with pieces of flesh in his mouth and he growled,” Vega said.

The officer then shot and killed Eugene.

As for the unfortunate victim, “much of his face was gone, the skin ripped away, the nose bitten and the eyes gouged,” according to the Miami Herald. He is in critical condition.

“We’re hoping that he pulls through, for his well-being, but also so he can tell us what happened,” said Sgt. Javier Ortiz, of the Miami police union. “Only he knows.”

[nydn]

My friend told me about this last night. I was absolutely horrified. 

 T Virus.

tumblrisweird:

purdaldoo:

shashiria:

Fanime 2012. My very very very first time ever going to a con!! I wasn’t planning on dressing up, but after all the excitement from day 1, I woke up a wee bit earlier than usual on day 2 to dedicate 2.5 hours into making my own rendition of a companion cube. Went a lot better than I expected :].

THIS IS SO CUTE HOLY SHIT????????????????????

I

I want one……………………..

If I ever saw a girl in this, I would be so tempted to pick her up and carry her everywhere.

Posted 2 days ago

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elysaxoxo:

chibbbles:

d0nnalystic:

anthonyxcruz:

kidjayann:

OMG lol

LOOL!! I would have done the same nigga!! 

HAHAHAHA LOLOL.

OMFG. LOOL 

“Ever made love to a man?” 

-“no”

“You want to?”

LOLOLOLOLOL AAHAH

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Posted 2 days ago